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The Rules of Life

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1. Homeless people are not allowed to skip.
2. Idiots are not acceptable in life.
3. No one likes people who are always happy. It's not normal behavior.
4. FWD's shouldn't be forwarded unless they actually have a point.
5. Mistakes should be encouraged.
6. Summer is the best time to have regrets.
7. Don't piss Jesus off.
8. Yell over people if you don't care what they're saying.
9. Texting < breathing.
10. Don't hatee. That only gets you a place in jHATERS*. We don't want that, now do we?
11. Fucking smile, no matter what.
12. There are no such things as awkward moments, just random dancing parties.
13. Don't be one of the people who's allergic to alcohol. Party killers.
14. Don't shut up.
15. Teachers know nothing, students know all.
16. Discipline isn't necessary.
17. Say hi to strangers. No matter how sketchy they look.
18. Don't get inside the windowless van unless it has candy.
19. Corrupt everyone. Nobody likes goody two shoes.
20. If you tend to phail at life a lot, just roll over and die already.
21. Get to the point.
22. Complain. Go ahead. Just don't be surprised when you get smacked.
23. Posers are NOT okay, under any circumstances.
The Rules of Life According to Devyn.

*= jHATERS: see Devyn's website on jHATERS @ [link]

Devyn is my friend and said I could put this up on dA :3 YAYY!!

It's all her doing. I just added capitals and such. :D
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